1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house
faster
than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking
places in
front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick
walk all
the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double
cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open
and then
chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth
thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in
the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines
to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won`t miss a
call from
someone we didn`t want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten
and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word `politics`
to
describe the process so well: `Poli` in Latin meaning
`many` and
`tics` meaning `bloodsucking creatures`.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM
machines with
Braille lettering.
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