John O'Riley was a member of an Irish Toast
Masters Club
and one evening at the local Irish Toast Masters
meeting,
a contest was held to see who could deliver the
best toast.
Well, John O'Riley won the contest for the best
toast of the evening, "Here's To The Best Years
o' Me Life,
Spent Between The Legs o' Me Wife."
When John O'Riley arrived home his beautiful
wife asked
him how the Toast Masters meeting went and he
said,
"I won the contest for the best toast of the
evening."
His wife then asked him what his toast was, and
he
said, "Here's To The Best Years o' me Life,
Spent in
Church wi' me Wife."
His wife then said, "Why John, that's so nice of
you to
include me in your Toast."
The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was downtown
shopping and
ran into the local policeman on the beat, who
was also
at the Toast Masters meeting with John O'Riley.
He said, "Hello Mrs. O'Riley, that was some
great toast
that your husband John gave at the Toast Masters
meeting
last evening. He won first prize."
"Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O'Riley, "but he
wasn't
quite honest with the facts: he's only been
there twice,
the first time he fell asleep and the second
time I had
to pull him out by the ears."
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